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Reasons Why Someone’s Prison Nickname Could Be “Biscuit”

December 10, 2010


1. They are a treat for all the big dogs. (Very likely)

2. Their physique is round and pockmarked (Likely)

3. They giggle effeminately when playfully poked in the stomach. (Very unlikely)

4. They’re yeasty. (Somewhat likely)

5. It was their Christian name. (Extremely likely)

. . . . . . . . . .

REASONS SOMEONE’S PRISON NAME COULD BE “CHEWY”

1. White Trash bastardization of Latino nickname “Chuey” (very likely)

2. Commentary on tough constitution, either emotional or..uh…physical (very likely)

3. One who likes to bite (very likely)

4. One who is very fond of Star Wars (unlikely)

5. One who makes shitty biscuits (likely)

– Kate

even he can't get through that biscuit, mang

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  1. December 11, 2010 4:19 pm

    i have NO idea what prompted this post, but i had to respond. and now i want a fucking biscuit. DAMN YOU PENN…DAMMMMNN YOUUUUUU

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