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Top Three Most Bizarre Google Image Results for “Pizza Hut Stuffed Crust”

December 5, 2010

when i think pizza, i think...Kurt Vonnegut

i can only imagine the relevance to this image is that you can guarantee that neither Paulina Porizkova nor Ric Okasik (sp?) are eating any of that shit

FIRE THE FOOD STYLIST...S.T.A.T

 

 

I DON’T THINK ANY OF THOSE ARE THAT WEIRD, AS I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT VONNEGUT WROTE SEVERAL NOVELLAS ABOUT HIS AFFINITY FOR WING STOP. ALSO, THIS POOR GUY IS NOW IN THE INTERNET ETHER FOREVER, WITH HIS YEARBOOK PHOTO. WHY IS HE ON THE LIST? CAUSE HE LISTED HIS FAVORITE FOOD AS “PIZZA HUT STUFFED CRUST PEPPERONI”.

IT ALSO LISTS HIS NAME: RYAN SCHNEIDER. I PRESENT TO THE WORLD THE BIGGEST STUFFED CRUST FAN IN THE WORLD….LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…RYAN SCHNEIDER

I THINK IF I COULD HAVE PICKED A FAVORITE FOOD FOR MY SENIOR PAGE, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN DUCK CONFIT ON TOP OF TRUFFLED CAULIFLOWER PUREE INFUSED WITH LAVENDER AIR. JUST LIKE MY FOSTER MOM, ALICE WATERS, USED TO MAKE.

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